In the spirit of the previous post...gas can be dangerous. But hey - better out than in. Even if the consequences include a mud volcano!

Anti-fart Underwear!!!!

Anti-fart panties... finally! I already ordered my pair.

Best Dump in the World

This headline speaks for itself.

Ode to Chicken

Oh Chicken, how I do love thee
this hunger doth so consume me

Thine breasts are tender and fine,
I am wont to make them mine.

Thy wings, they bring forth hope
to the bellies of many a dope.

And your thighs, when plucked all bare
cause me to whisper a prayer:

Thank you, God, for this food.
Amen

I've been a bad kitty...

So I'm typing away on an email, and the "Ask Yahoo" header playfully inquires: How do you get Play-doh out of carpet?

And I say: The same way you get gum off a cat. Hot soapy water and scissors.

In lieu of a poem...

idog

This idog is cool and all, but the real question is, "Does it poop?"

My Chicken Friend and Me

my sisters cooking chicken
but its not done quite yet
if i had a chicken
id treat it like a pet

id take it to the park some days
and comb its hair just right
id shower it with lots of praise
and tuck it in at night

our love would last forever
my chicken friend and me
our love would last forever
for all eternity